The American Scholar

  • Archive
  • RSS
  • Ask me anything
banner

Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future

laphamsquarterly:

Looks like Dr. Who is alive and well in Geneva.

michellelegro:

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. “Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I’m here to stop it ever happening.” 

Rather too much tweed? There’s your problem. 

Fantastic.

Source: michellelegro

  • 6 months ago > michellelegro
  • 159
  • Permalink
  • Share
    Tweet

159 Notes/ Hide

  1. farmakeia-ellada reblogged this from laphamsquarterly
  2. makaros25 reblogged this from laphamsquarterly
  3. kokinal32 reblogged this from laphamsquarterly
  4. fokakier21 reblogged this from laphamsquarterly
  5. fakoi-epafhs reblogged this from laphamsquarterly
  6. prosdir23 reblogged this from laphamsquarterly
  7. best-netbooks-2012 reblogged this from laphamsquarterly
  8. blog-u-like reblogged this from laphamsquarterly
  9. mp-security reblogged this from laphamsquarterly
  10. lilian-baker reblogged this from megachiropteran
  11. seogreecesite90 reblogged this from laphamsquarterly
  12. stuffthingsreasons reblogged this from laphamsquarterly and added:
    Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie...tweed for his age, would not reveal his...
  13. missflower reblogged this from laphamsquarterly
  14. kateymichelelikes reblogged this from autumnsnuggles and added:
    Well, I’m all for the “Kit-Kats for everyone” portion of the future. I’m all for the sharing of Kit-Kats. Especially...
  15. sixdegreesofkevinbacon liked this
  16. wingsandladders reblogged this from acreage and added:
    I was so excited about this until I noticed it was published on april fools day. :P
  17. theredshoes liked this
  18. derbydoom reblogged this from madehimsaycomfychairs
  19. acreage reblogged this from laphamsquarterly
  20. raineszramski liked this
  21. thehelplessromantic4 reblogged this from laphamsquarterly
  22. lpwtf liked this
  23. lilouette liked this
  24. magicmotherfuckers reblogged this from altaeousverte
  25. altaeousverte reblogged this from theamericanscholar
  26. oneday2thenext liked this
  27. nsomn liked this
  28. spargi reblogged this from laphamsquarterly
  29. ouroburrow liked this
  30. bragi reblogged this from laphamsquarterly and added:
    Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather...tweed for his age, would not...
  31. ihatecomingupwithnames liked this
  32. rousse liked this
  33. bookwormbreakfast reblogged this from laphamsquarterly and added:
    “The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to...
  34. acreage liked this
  35. byfarthersteps reblogged this from laphamsquarterly and added:
    This is pretty awesome. I’m glad the future holds Kit Kats for everyone.
  36. johncommoner liked this
  37. fraudforsure liked this
  38. noelanthony liked this
  39. citizenblue reblogged this from acvalentine and added:
    kit kats for everyoneeeeeeeeeeee
  40. citizenblue liked this
  41. acvalentine reblogged this from laphamsquarterly
  42. mywildandpreciouslife13 liked this
  43. mywildandpreciouslife13 reblogged this from laphamsquarterly
  44. moosefacekillah reblogged this from cakespeare
  45. plingyplang reblogged this from laphamsquarterly and added:
    Um, how did I miss this???? laphamsquarterly:
  46. mecheismadeoffire reblogged this from itsthemusicpeople and added:
    ‘It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I’m here to stop it ever happening.’ i love this hahahaha
  47. lionsandlobstersandbears liked this
  48. penguinsayswhat reblogged this from lavitaacolori
  49. cellogeekery reblogged this from laphamsquarterly and added:
    hahahahahhaa yes
  50. uppertoronto reblogged this from laphamsquarterly
  51. Show more notesLoading...
← Previous • Next →

Portrait/Logo

About

The American Scholar is the venerable and lively quarterly magazine of public affairs, literature, science, history, and culture published by the Phi Beta Kappa Society since 1932. In recent years the magazine has won four National Magazine Awards, the industry’s highest honor, and many of its essays and articles have been selected for the yearly Best American anthologies.

We are also available on Twitter, & Facebook and Our Home Page.

Moderated by Paolo Balboa

Twitter

loading tweets…

I Like These Posts

See more →
  • Photo via washingtonpoststyle

    This was Washington in 1877. Dan lives in Hell’s Bottom; Monica lives in Cowtown.

    (via GreaterGreaterWashington)

    Photo via washingtonpoststyle
  • Photo via newsweek

    A beautiful photograph of Saturn taken by Reddit photographer “PoshNoob” as seen from Horsham in the UK (from a Heritage 130p telescope). You...

    Photo via newsweek
  • Quote via nprfreshair
    “Once you’ve put yourself on record in an interview, and you’re sort of thinking fast and saying the first thing that pops into your mind, basically,...”
    Quote via nprfreshair
  • Quote via newsweek
    “Mad Men gets the gender stratification of the time right, along with the prevalence of smoking, the heavy drinking culture, and a fair amount of...”
    Quote via newsweek
  • RSS
  • Random
  • Archive
  • Ask me anything
  • Mobile

Effector Theme by Carlo Franco.

Powered by Tumblr